Wednesday, June 29, 2005

freedom is big and it has dimensions.

condoleeza rice said that new york was a perfect place for the 2012 olympics today. if we get those stupid fucking games... mark my words "terror outbreak". i don't want her to give reccomendations for anything, much less a big sporting event that lots of people will want to see no matter where it is, how about have it in south america, they could use the money i'm sure. that bitch is definitely running for president though. whenever the bitch hillary clinton runs for president, condoleeza will be right there up against her and it will be turned into an issue of black versus white- when it will already be an issue of having a woman in control, but that will be overlooked because we(the american people)'ll already be beyond that, which won't be the case because in fact it will be the first time we've approached a chick wearing the pants in our family. historically we're good at trivia? god damn. the whole world can eat shit. poo poo platter motherfuckers. the complications that will arise from a manuever such as this are monumental. attention defecits will be replaced with rage surplus's's. nillas will kill more niggas. niggas will kill more nillas. and the hispanic population will be looking for someone worth killing, which makes them killable. asians don't get factored into this equation, even the ones that want in. but this whole presidency of a woman who is potentially one of a variety of colors won't happen sooner than you think. because after all, there is- of course -arnold in '08. mars in 2012. and now the olympics? i've been saying these things for the past 3 years. i also called it when he was running for governor. maybe i should use a portion of this blog to track arnold's real life and movie life in order to show you the parrallels. because, my friend, there are many. manymanymanymany.... and manymanymore... true lies. totally recall what happens, and compare arnold blacknigger (nazi spawn mind you) to the people he plays in movies and press conferences and you will see that you are, beyond the shadow of a doubt, dealing with the exact same character. perhaps bells will ring when arnie has his own section. goodnight.

Monday, June 27, 2005

i fell down this hill. it was maybe a twenty foot hill. GIVE or take 3 feet or so. it was on what most people would roughly estimate to be a 70 degree angle. it had just rained. i figured, hey, its wet out, i'd like to see how far i can make it down that hill (with it being freshly precipitated all over), and if i lose my balance, which is fairly inevitable, i'll just fall backward and slide the rest of the way on my ass. so i'm going down this hill, you know, i got a game plan. i'm a little drunk, but not much. i drank the majority of a 40 over about an hour, thats like what 4 beers or five? OE yo. anyhizzle, gameplan in tact i decided it was time to descend this hill. i made it a little over halfway. when suddenly i felt like i was falling forward. so to ease my forward trajectory, i went back hoping the butt cushion would be my ground-wise parachute or something. unfortunately though, i had gained too much speed. i would guess i was going 15 or even 20 miles an hour down that hill. possibly more, i'm not sure. and when i dropped back it was with far too much force and i sprung forward and slammed face down in the middle of the street that was at the foot of this hill. i broke my hip and separated my shoulder and was in the hospital for a few days. luckily though it was not a bad break i was able to walk away and all, but i guess i received a compression fracture. which is a break as a result of pressure. easy on the mend. but harsh nonetheless. and my shoulder which i've had problems with from the time i was very young -- as a result of a dirty trick my sister once played on me, is in horrendous pain and i can't do all the things i would normally do, if i were a professional basketball player. but alas, i'm not a professional basketball player, so it doesn't much matter in that sense. as it turns out, i seriously need health insurance. maybe welfare can be in my future. i have a rap show concert tonight, and i will be able to do that because we sit down through shows, so it should be no problem whatsoever. somehow i managed to keep my cigarette in my hand without dropping it or putting it out in any way, so it was right there with me the whole time, and i protected it, just like it will protect me one day. a favor for a favor. RIGHT CIGARETTES!!!??!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

so i was thinking about snuff films all day and i decided to start a blog. we'll see what happens then, eh?