SPLATTERPUFF & ELKAPHANT
listen up mufuckas! i am the creator of the word splatterpuff and the aminal elkaphant. thats right, i created the word with my brain. and the animal with my my-first-bio-engineering-kit set. after i run for, and win the election for, mayor of the small central city of utica, in the grand state of new york, i will set my course for world domination. cumming on a town near you.
i'm also going to be calling people "bop" and "ak" ( pronounced: ock) from now on.
here are some examples:
your kid will pop pills in a lunchbox ak!
follow my lead bop!
posted by b-e-d-t-i-me @ 3:35 PM
2 Comments:
yo.
be mayor of utica.
it'd be dope.
you could replace all the roads with slip'n'slides, n' shit, ak.
-marris
i don't know about this whole slip and slide stuff, maybe you should run for mayor. i'll run for congress.
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