yesterday was the fourth of july. i more or less ignored it. i've been toying with the idea of starting a cult. i've been reading up on jim jones. and i am ready to embark on an intense charles manson journey. MAN-SON! MAN - SON!!!my cult is gonna be pretty rad to say the least. i've got a name that i've been toying with a little bit. check it out:

THE RADICAL NETWORK

huh?!?! eh?! its a way of life really. radical. so far my cult is going fairly well. i have two members that are already high ranking officials. which reminds me, that, i should tell them. there are others that have contributed in some way or another at some time or another as well. as it stands right now. there are two games that the radical network has developed into full on artforms. the first game (the most righteous of all in the radical network) is called RADICAL. the second activity is called RADICAL, but i have been thinking about altering that name, albeit very slightly (perhaps by having the A's switch places). allow me to explain the rules and dynamics of these games. we'll start with Radical, the first one.

well, first off, you need at least two people. but you can add an infinite number of people. so long as there are people, they can be added. but lets say you got two people. next thing you guys need is a tennis ball. preferably a penn brand tennis ball.

but any tennis ball will do. then you and your radical counterpart(s) need to get into overindulged positions. you can be lying down on couches or you can be half passed out on the floor with a carton of ice cream balancing on your bare stomach. the idea of the game is to throw the ball back and forth. the other idea of being good at being radical. and pretty much anything goes. the only thing else, really, is that you shouldn't be excited, or moving around or anything like that. thats just ridiculous. this game is a lazy river of chi. its radical, thats definite, an art.

relevant things

something relatively long- in order to reach, and assist in the retreival of, the radical, while simultaneously keeping all players in their positions

things that are soft- in order to create the desired levels of comfort

sunglasses-radical is best played in well lit rooms, so sunglasses often come in handy, sunglasses also keep counterparts guessing