OH WONDERFUL, THANKS FOR BOTHERING!
today marks the 1G or 1K bench marker.
next thing i'm working on is 'DJ Marathon Dancer'. I have short performance sets designed to be intertwined with long sets of dj'ing. the first one i want to do is going to be about friends. having friends. writing letters to friends. enjoying friends. going out to eat. its all about friends. i have dances all ready. i need to get two girls to be my official dancers. thats proving to be a problem. i'm hoping for zoftig girls, tall girls, or girls that got powerful presence, or any combination of that stuff, or something else that i can't explain or am not sure of. i guess you would need to be uninhibited. i want them to wear dresses and sweatbands, and running shoes. i have the typewriter, the mail a letter, the shampoo, the octopus, the static electricity. i have all sorts of dances ready to go, i just need the girls to show the crowd how to perform said dances.
check it out i'm gonna put myself in a corner now.
so, speaking of girls, do they know that sex is pretty boring and that i could just as easily masturbate to the idea of having sex with them? sleeping with a girl (sans sex), thats special. sex isn't special. thats all i'm saying.
DJ Marathon Dancer VS. Earwig von Beathoven VS. Bizzzee Bedtime9 in a three way duel to the death. objectives: get dancers, get the crowd to dance, get them to fall in love with me - so i can stop being in love with myself, so i can fall asleep at night, with a girl within reach. don't worry man, they hate you. hey at least i beat the oedipal complex into a bloody pulp that i drink with my toast in the morning. i guess i'm glad not to be married, especially because i don't even eat breakfast. don't worry, if you've read this, i talk to myself the same way i would talk to you. mazel tov. its yom kippur, you should be fasting anyway. stop southing carolinas.
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i was just watching itchy and scratchy. it was valentine's day in cartoon cartoon land and which ever one is the cat gave the mouse a card. in return, upon finding nothing suitable of being gifted in the pockets of his smooth and pliable cartoon fur suit, the mouse reaches into the easily broken cartoon flesh of the cat who, charmed out of shock, smilingly takes his own heart, beating comicly and bleeding lightly, as a gift.
the cat goes home and places his token on the mantel before settling into a soft, round and orange chair to read the paper. upon opening, he finds that an inner page reads in capital letters 'you need a heart to live' and in an attempt to place himself at a distance near enough to reach his heart and return it to his empty seeming chest, defined only as black behind the neat paper gash left by the cartoon mouse, drops dead. you aren't so strange.
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